Merry Christmas Eve, bitch.
Hi.
Are we supposed to share it?
Yes, we're supposed to share it, bitch. I am broke.
- How've you been? - I've been great.
You finally got tits, bitch!
Bitch, the estrogen has been kicking in,
the only thing it hasn't broken down was these fucking arms.
Everything else on my body looks good.
- Oh, honey. - Don't you try it.
I look like the real thing.
So, I got some good news to tell you.
- What? - I've been keeping a secret
about me and Chester.
Girl... Whoo! I know what it is!
You're breaking up with him!
Thank God.
Because honey, if he's gonna be cheating on you like that...
Wait, wait, wait. What?
You didn't know?
How the fuck would I know?
Girl, because everything that you've been hearing on the block
about the girl that he's been with.
Girl, you are the first girl I've seen on the block.
Who is she?
Girl, she's some white fish. I don't know.
Chester is fucking cheating on me with real fish?
Yeah, bitch. Like a real fish girl, like vagina and everything.
I've been gone for 28 fucking days!
And you mean to tell me that he's been out here cheating on me with fish?
Yeah.
Do I know her?
I don't know. I just know that her name starts with a D.
It's something like...
Danielle...
Desiree...
- Dee Dee... I don't know, girl! - Give me your fucking phone!
It was shut off. I had to cover your rent last month.
I've been told you this was gonna happen.
All men cheat.
That's why they're called trade.
Do them just as dirty as they do us.
Out here it's all about our hustle,
and that's it.
What are you plotting?
Merry Fucking Christmas.
Hey, girl, you back from vacation?
Bitch, it's a motherfucking disco out here, bitch.
Why?
Where the fuck is Chester at?
I don't know who the fuck this bitch is, but it's a white bitch.
It's a white real fish.
Girl, don't he have a lot of girls that he been messing with, girl?
Something with a D! Something with a D! Desiree...
- Dominique... - Destiny?
Bitch, I don't know what the fuck her name is, bitch!
Why do fish come in to our territory?
Cause when they're Jane, girl, they're jade.
Want to smoke some weed? I got some weed.
Bitch, you know I don't do downers, bitch. You know I'm an upper ho.
- Sin-Dee. - Oh, hey, Alexandra.
Girl, give me a hug.
See you later, God bless.
OK, I got you.
Girl, calm the fuck down, it's not that serious.
Not that serious my fucking ass, girl.
I already told you, it's just a rumor.
You don't know just yet if it's true.
Bitch, I've been hearing shit in jail, I've been hearing shit out here.
I don't know the fuck is real anymore.
Sin-Dee!
Calm your ass down now or I am going home!
- Oh, girl, shut your ass up! - That's it! I am going home!
White Boy! Where the fuck is Chester?
I don't know. I haven't seen him all day.
What the fuck you mean you haven't seen him?
- Oh, hey, what's the T bitch? - Girl, what's your T?
Have you seen that white bitch either?
I haven't seen anybody, leave me the fuck alone.
- Take these flyers. - OK, OK...
Please be there tonight. Don't disappoint me.
I will. I will be there.
You want me to walk all the way to Vermont?
- Mary's at 7:00. - OK.
- Mary's at 7:00. Mary's at 7:00. - OK.
I will be there, I promise.
Now, I've got to deal with this bitch over here.
She's getting on my fucking nerves.
- You got any T on you? - No, I don't.
Are you sure?
Yes, I am sure! You're making me lose my game.
This is what the fuck I'm dealing with. I cannot take it no more.
- Bye. - Bye.
Girl, wait, wait, wait. I cannot do this.
I cannot do this, it's too much drama.
You just come out here and give me all this information.
To have me go handle it by myself. You're the one who told me anyways.
OK, OK, OK! I will go with you under one condition.
You must promise to me that there's not gonna be any drama.
Because as soon as there's some drama, I'm out of there!
I promise. I promise.
Look at me in my eyes and promise!
I promise no drama, Alexandra!
Come on!
What the fuck you two looking at?
Bitch, like I am clockable!
You can't get it on me, bitch, you can't get it on me, bitch.
I am fierce as fuck.
I don't know what the fuck she was tripping on, girl.
True.
1351 Orange?
- Yes, please. - Alright.
Is that a dog or a cat?
A dog.
What's the name?
Alfie.
Alfie is a very well behaved dog, huh?
It's so quiet.
It's empty.
And his breath always smells like he's been eating ass for days!
I mean when I walk into the room, it shouldn't always smell like homeless.
And those socks, why are those socks so fucking black!
That's not a pimp. What do you see in him?
Why are you looking for him?
Girl, you right! You right!
It ain't his ass I should be worried about.
It should be that bitch. She's the one trying to come on my man.
Bitch, you're smart! I'm gonna fuck her up!
- That's not what I meant! - That's exactly what you meant!
Because that bitch wants to try with me.
- I didn't mean that! - I can give pussy,
it's called a fucking tuck.
Oh, my God! Look, there's Sin-Dee!
I haven't seen her for so long, girl. She's looking good!
Oh, girl! What's up? What's the T?
Sin-Dee! Oh, my God.
So how was it, bitch?
Tell me the T!
Did you get a lot of trade up in there or what?
I want you guys to come to my show tonight.
I am so excited about that!
T was the night before Alexandra.
Stunning goddess...
7:00pm sharp!
Has any of you motherfuckers seen Chester?
- No, not me. - Here we go again.
Girl, she saw hisself trying to cheat on me.
While I'm up in there, girl! Me, bitch!
- I wish I never told her. - I heard about that fish.
And who the fuck is she?
Desiree! Sounds like Desiree.
Girl, do you really want to go back to prison?
You just got out, mama.
I told her that too.
He act like prison is a bad place to go.
Mama, mama, you are so much better than she is.
Look. My boyfriend, my husband.
OK, that's fine. But he's not with you. He's with her.
He left you for her the minute you went to jail.
- Girl, I am so mad. - Why don't you just stop?
- I don't know what else to say. - The only thing I can say is this.
Get that motherfucker!
Oh, girl.
Another black boy on a board.
They all think they are goddamn Lil Wayne.
I remember one Christmas, I was like six or seven,
my family bought me the cutest little Barney doll,
that I would take with me everywhere.
And one day I put it inside the tub with me,
- to give it a bath. - Oh, girl, she tried her out.
And it just stopped working.
It stopped singing the "I love you" song.
And I was just so upset.
The world can be a cruel place.
Yeah, it is cruel. God gave me a penis.
That's pretty damn cruel, don't you think?
You speak English pretty good. Where are you from?
I'm Armenian.
Yeah, I knew some people, came from Armenia.
Brought a lot of jewelry with them, when they got out.
They lived on that jewelry, had a restaurant.
What part of Armenia?
From the capital.
From Yerevan.
Shit.
I'm from Oklahoma, and I am a Cherokee Indian.
I got... I got a girl's name, Mia.
But, it's a feminine name in English, but it's not in Cherokee.
I was named like all Indian Cherokee babies are named.
First thing the mother sees when the baby is born
she names that fucking baby.
So when I was born, my mama looked out the window,
and she seen a red bird, flying overhead in the sky.
Cherokee Indian name for red bird is Mia Mia.
So, she called me Mia.
If you think that's a girl's name, it's not.
I'm glad she didn't look out the window and see an outhouse.
Can you imagine? Look, hey, here comes "Big Shit Thompson!"
Right down the goddamn street. Here he comes.
Oh, fuck.
- You OK? - I don't know.
You got any aspirin?
- No. - Oh, fuck.
- Is this Sunset Boulevard? - Yeah.
You said you are going downtown, right?
Yeah.
I'm in no hurry.
I'm gonna take 101, OK?
I don't give a shit.
You do what you want to do. You're the driver.
Remember, Sin-Dee. No drama!
Yeah, no drama.
Hello.
Hey, Mila, did you see Nash? That little negro.
In the back.
Girl. Nash!
Hi, Nash! Girl, girl, it's Nash, girl!
What's up, Sin-Dee. How are you doing?
- I haven't seen you forever. - Yeah.
It's been a long time.
It's cool. I'm glad you're out and everything.
Look at this, business is booming today. Yes!
How can I help you?
I just haven't seen you in a long time.
You are... Chester.
I haven't seen Chester in a long time, either.
Me, neither.
He's been hanging out with my new friend.
Her name is Dani.
Something Dominique... Desiree...
No, I ain't seen her, sorry.
Well. Listen, Sin-Dee. It's good seeing you, but...
No, no, no, no.
You know where the fuck she is. So stop lying to me Nash.
And tell me where the fuck she is...
Sin-Dee, just calm down. I ain't seen nobody.
This is a place for business, I am trying to...
You know who the fuck I am talking about?
Tell me where the fuck she is.
- Listen! First of all... - OK.
Get some Tic-Tacs.
Number two, I don't know who the fuck you are talking about.
This is my place of business.
And you are fucking my shit up right now.
Oh, shut the fuck up you lackey ass bitch!
- Where the fuck is she? - I ain't telling you shit.
And you need to get the fuck out of here!
Look, I'm not doing this! I'm out of here. Cause you know...
I told you, I already told you!
Bye!
Girl! Alexandra, girl! Hold on!
Just one more minute...
Would you just go with your homeboy and get the fuck out of here?
Oh, now you want to talk shit?
I'm not going nowhere!
- I don't know who... - Where are they?
I don't support that pimping shit.
I stay on my side of the business.
I am morally opposed to the pimping shit.
So, listen. Don't ask me shit like that.
- Alright, listen, listen. - Hello?
Half of the city is down at Schrader.
There is a food line and they are giving away
$20 Christmas gift certificate. Some shit like that, alright?
- Schrader! - Food line!
Thank you!
Alright, come on, man!
For real?
Looks like you need a new pack.
Anybody have a lighter? Anybody have a lighter?
Anybody have a fucking light?
Do you have a light? Excuse me. Hey!
Excuse me, hello! Do you have a light?
Thank you.
Fuck it!
There are girls at the Christmas party.
On Olympic... So fucking, just fucking go there.
Just go to... Take us to Olympic. Mexican, he is a Mexican.
You know where Olympic, that's south of just fucking all the other streets.
You know that, right?
Yeah.
Just get us there. Just get us there quick
before the other guys show up there.
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, man!
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Get out of my car, come on.
Come out. Get the fuck out.
I'm going to Olympic and Fountain...
Oh! I'm burning.
Who is gonna clean this?
Just relax! It's Christmas Eve! Where is your Christmas spirit?
It's Christmas... It's Christmas Eve!
Move!
You fucking animals!
- I wanna ride it! - He is gonna pay for it!
Like a trick nigger!
- I wanna ride it! - Like a trick nigger!
He's gonna pay for it!
Go in, bitch!
I heard his dick is little.
Is it little?
I mean, damn.
Wow, what the fuck is going on?
Going in, mommy... Oh, my...
I make silicone boobs. What do you need?
You don't have a baby daddy though.
- Bitch... - You better go get fight, honey.
I was fucking your piece the other night.
Tell him to run me those diapers, bitch.
Don't forget my performance at seven.
- Oh, yeah. - That bitch looks two months pregnant.
How she going to come out here looking like a shitty ass.
Ugly ass bitches.
- Is that Louie or Houie? - She had my date, girl,
and he said that her tucker stink.
- No! - You lying.
She asked for $80 and he is a $900 a date.
- Shut up, please. - The bitch is stupid.
Dude, your cab reeks.
I know, I'm sorry about that.
We are almost there.
It's hardly doing anything.
Let me see your dick.
- Why? - You already know the routine.
I want to make sure you are not a cop.
I'm not a cop.
What can I do for you today?
- I just want to have some fun. - What kind of fun?
I was thinking maybe BBBJ?
I can suck your dick with a condom for 80.
I can give you everything I have.
- Forty fucking dollars? - Oh, come on.
- Are you serious? - Come on, come on.
My family is driving me fucking crazy, I just gotta get off.
- That's not any of my concern. - Okay, okay.
Listen. I can do all the work myself and jerk myself off.
Maybe you can just grab my balls or something.
Please, I will be super-fast.
I just, I just need...
- Come on, it's Christmas. - You know what?
Since it is Christmas, and I do need the money,
I'll do this.
But you better come fast.
Run me my money, put it on the dash.
Quickly...
- Hey, guys. Have you seen Chester? - Who?
Chester, Chester.
Him and his fucking whores?
I don't do that anymore. Even when I see Chester,
- I don't want to see Chester. - Oh, you don't do dope no more?
So this is the fucking silver living line now?
It's not the fucking food line.
- You should ask Bob. - Who the fuck is Bob?
The old man from the line. He is a regular with Chester's girls.
Looks like Santa without a beard. I've been clean for 30 days.
- I got my chip. - Don't give a shit.
Can you just, give it a little stroke, please?
Can you shut the hell up? No, you didn't pay for that.
- Come on just... - No, no. You get what you pay for.
- This is what you paid for. - Come on, you know you want it.
You see right through me, don't you?
Oh, yeah.
Bob, Bob. Are you Bob?
No? Who the fuck is Bob?
- Who's Bob? Who's Bob? - I'm Bob.
- Come on. - Shut the fuck up.
You're not even hard yet.
I'm fucking hard. Shut up.
Is that it? That's hard?
Fuck off, fuck this. It's not fucking working.
Okay but give me... Run me my shit.
Just get the fuck out. Just get the fuck out.
It's not working, okay. There is no deal.
I'm not going anywhere until you give me my money.
What? I didn't cum. You didn't get paid.
- It's all cool, just get out. - No, no, you didn't cum,
but because of the fact that I had to touch your dirty ass.
Well, you ain't doing your job so I couldn't cum.
It's enough fuckin' around. No, I'm not going anywhere.
- Give me my shit. - Get the fuck out of my car.
Give me my shit.
- Get the fuck out. - OK, you know what?
Get the fuck... Give me my fucking keys.
- Nope. - Not fucking funny goddamn it.
Give me my fucking keys.
Not fucking funny.
You're not getting your fucking keys.
- Give me... - You're not getting these...
Get off, get... Get the fuck off me.
- Give me them fucking keys. - No.
What...
You forget I got a dick, too.
Come here.
- Delee. Delila, Daphanie? - Oh.
Something starting with a D. Come on. D.
- Oh, Dana. - I guess that's it. Where is she?
You know where they're at?
A few days ago, she was at the Grand.
- Off of Vermont. - Classy!
- Right? Simple. - Sure.
She comes back, takes a piece of broccoli,
eats it and was like... "Oh, I don't think I like this."
And I'm like, "You haven't even eaten any food yet."
So that was the beginning of it.
- After lunch... - You stay with her, okay.
I stay with her, we go outside.
Next door, to the coffee shop.
I get Thai iced teas.
And I put them down.
- She drinks out of my straw. - Nice.
Just classy, huh?
- Wait a minute. - Oh, speaking of classy.
- Nice, Oh, jeez. - Oh, boy.
- Fucking Alexander. - Oh, boy.
- Have you not worked with Alexander? - No.
- Please help me. - Get off the car.
- Off the fucking car. - Get off me, help.
Well, here is your chance, if you want to go meet him.
- Nice try. - Please help. Help me, Officer.
Alexandra, Alexandra. It's enough, let him go.
- What's going on? - This lady just attacked me.
- He owes me fucking money. - Is it true?
No, I don't even know her.
I got out of my car and she attacked me.
So a random woman just grabs you and attacks you.
- Yes. - Yes.
Check the pulse.
Alexander.
Girl, what the fuck? You know I don't do that shit.
I don't know. What's happening?
- He owes me money. - I don't owe you money.
- Forty dollars. - Forty dollars?
I don't even know her.
- Why does he owe you $40? - He knows me very well.
Ask him.
Is that your green Passat?
Yeah.
Well we have seen you cruising around for at least 45 minutes.
- I... - So you didn't just park it
- and come down - I just... I...
Like ten minutes ago I was driving around.
- I was on the phone. I realized... - I've seen it. You know what, sir?
I shouldn't be talking and driving the car.
That's it. That's it.
Why does he owe you money?
We made a business transaction.
A business transaction? OK. This is what's gonna happen.
It's Christmas Eve. We'll all go our separate ways.
Because I think that's a lot easier than calling our family
and trying to explain why we have to be bailed out of jail.
What family?
Yeah. We know. You posted a lot at the center.
Yes. At Mary's.
- 7:00pm. - 7:00.
OK. Thank you girls. I'll see you there.
No, no, no.
- Can I help you? - You working?
- Are you a cop? - No, no. Get in.
Make a right, right here on Las Palmas.
I like right here.
No. It's really busy on the streets today, so...
Are you from around here?
No.
I haven't seen you before.
You are beautiful.
What about right here?
No. The block is hot over here.
There's a spot two blocks up.
OK. To the left right here.
So... It's so nice to see some fresh faces out here.
What's your name?
It's whatever you want it to be.
- Yeah? - What... What can I help you with?
You girls usually have some exotic names.
Selena.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Where you from?
Does it really matter where I'm from?
You new? New in town?
I'm from Santa Clarita.
Can we do some French, please? Here.
Cool?
Are these real?
Yeah, they're real.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no. No, no, no. Wait
I go down.
Pull it out. Pull it out.
Pull it out.
What's wrong?
- Is it tucked? - Is it tucked?
- What the fuck? - What the fuck is this?
It's a pussy.
Get the fuck out of my car.
Give me my money. Where did you put my money?
What the fuck is your problem, dude?
Get the fuck out of my car.
- That block you were hanging on? - What a waste of my time.
That's not for pussies.
Alright? You shouldn't be there.
- Fucking homo, man. - Get out of my fucking car.
- That's the wrong track for you. - Fuck you, dude.
Don't work that track. Close the door. Close the door!
Fuck you!
Scotty? Scotty?
What number is the party room?
So, me and my sisters...
Every weekend we would go down to this skating rink,
and every Friday night they would have like a disco theme,
but you would have to bring, like, a guy...
And could never find a guy to go with me, so I had to dance with my sisters.
Hold on.
Yeah?
Chester has any girls here?
Maybe. And who are you?
Does Chester have any girls here?
- Who the fuck are you? - Dana?
- I'm not Dana - No, no, no. I'm looking for Dana.
There ain't no Dana here.
Dinah?
Oh, shit!
What the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out!
- Where's fucking Dinah? - Who cares?
- Get the fuck out. - Where the fuck is Dinah?
Where she at, girl?
She's in there. But you're not going in there.
- Watch me, bitch! - Get the fuck out!
- Dinah! Dinah! - Get the fuck out of here!
That's where she's at! She's fucking blonde!
- Where's she at? - Get the fuck out.
She's in the bathroom! I'm sorry, guys!
Dinah? Dinah?
Fucking Dinah!
Right here! In there!
What? Hey! Hey!
Who are you?
What do you want?
Oh, my God.
Guys, shut the fuck up! Shut up!
We have neighbors, alright?
- I'm not getting kicked out. - Is that crazy bitch coming back?
She's not coming back. That's what I'm telling you.
She's not coming back.
Girls, go! Go back in the other room! Go! Go!
I better get a freebie next time!
No! You're not getting a freebie, alright?
Did you want me to call the cops?
Yeah, genius.
Let's get the whole precinct down here, you motherfucker!
You have the wrong person!
What's your name?
Dinah!
Dinah, Dinah, Dinah, Dinah!
Razmik!
Hey! Alexandra, come here!
I'm so fucking happy to see you today.
Oh, my God. You will not believe what I have been through!
What happened? Get in.
What a sight for sore eyes!
Thanks for helping, you motherfucker!
- Hurry up! Come on! - Ow!
This is like the second time this month that this happened to me.
I'm tired of being fucking nice to people.
I've got some money for you. Don't worry, man.
I think this is becoming our favorite spot.
Yeah.
- Hi. - Just the wash.
I don't know what's going on with your man,
but it has nothing to do with me!
Who are you talking about?
Fucking name? You want a fucking name?
How about a fucking name?
You know what you're going to get from me?
Me, you and him are gonna have a little sit down, a little chit-chat
about what's really fucking going on.
Who the fuck is him?
I got eight dates a day! Just tell me...
Merry Christmas.
You didn't have to do this.
Yes, I did.
What's that?
My performance. It's going to be at 7:00.
All of my favorite people are going to be there.
Miss Sin-Dee. And Miss Dani....
Wait. Wait. Sin-Dee? Which Sin-Dee?
Sin-Dee Rella.
Looks like someone has a crush.
Sin-Dee's back on the block?
Oh, yeah. She's back. She's back and she's going hard.
- Come here! - Fuck you!
See you later on tonight. I have to go.
- Bye. - OK. Take care.
Say you're not gonna run away on me again!
Not gonna run away.
All right. We're in agreement.
Bring your fucking ass.
She's getting skinnier and skinnier.
Everyone comes to America and gets fat.
Even I gained weight.
But this girl gets skinnier.
I don't gain or lose.
You always weigh the same.
Mom, I'm sorry. I spilled a little bit.
Where are the fruits? Fruits.
Coming right up.
She loves that dog.
She loves that dog very much.
I don't like dogs.
Maybe I'll get used to it.
Everything requires getting used to.
You'll get used to a lot more than that.
Again you want to smoke?
Eat something. Please help yourself.
How are you, Razmik?
Good. How are you?
Good. Thank God.
How is Ashot?
Good. He's growing old... With me.
Any business out there today?
Let her grow up a little and then Yeva can start working also.
Well, I came here to help with the child so they can work.
That's the right thing to do.
That's what grandmothers are for.
So they can help take care of my sweetie pie.
Ashken, she looks like you.
No, she looks more like Razmik.
Especially her smile.
Come here, sweetie.
Come and sit with Daddy.
Come on!
Shut the fuck up! What are you crying for?
Shut the fuck up!
Get your fucking ass in here!
Hello! Where is he at? Where's your fucking friend?
Is this the person you were talking about?
You need to help me! Call Chester!
You gotta call Chester!
What have you done to her?
Yeah, Chester! Where's Chester?
Chester's not gonna be cool with this shit!
You know Chester?
Yes, I know Chester!
Why me? What did I do?
You gotta get her the fuck out of here!
Shut the fuck up! Where's Chester?
I'm not leaving unless you tell me where he is...
Calm down! He's at Donut Time!
At Donut Time! Great!
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Alright. When you see him, could you kinda not tell him that I'm the one
that kinda told you that he was there?
Time to make the donuts, bitch.
Fuck up!
You know what? I want to see Chester right now!
I can't wait to see that motherfucker!
He doesn't like you. You aren't special.
I know I ain't special,
but I'm his bottom bitch for the last two weeks, bitch!
And when he finds out what the hell you been doing to me,
I swear to God, he's going to rip that cheap ass wig off your head
and shove it up your fucking gaping asshole!
You might be his bottom bitch, but I'm his girlfriend, you fucking whore!
Oh, my fucking God!
You're Chester's girlfriend? Is that what you fucking think?
Chester's got a lot of motherfucking girlfriends
and you are definitely not one of them!
What the fuck do I look like?
Like y'all niggas are going to Red Lobster and shit!
Oh, this my boyfriend!
You are so mad pathetic right now!
You're like home like waiting for him to call and shit.
That's sad. That's fucking sad.
I'm getting dragged around this fucking city is not as sad
as you sitting home thinking your Chester's motherfucking girlfriend!
I'mma perform. Don't worry.
It's gonna blow your fucking mind.
Getting my fucking hair thing. Is that OK with you?
Girlfriend.
Shit. Fucking pathetic.
Girlfriend.
What time is it? What fucking time is it?
What time is it?
Fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I'm gonna put Kool-Aid on. That's gonna be it.
She goes on forever. You know she goes on forever.
We're at Donut Time, fucking retard!
We've got something else to do first.
- They'll be here. - Your fans are not here.
Alright, Miss Crawford?
You're going with me. You've got no fucking choice, OK?
Is it a double date with Chester?
'Cause I would really fucking love that.
Come on, we're buddies now. We're buddies. We suck the same cock.
How much you cost? How much can I buy you for, huh?
How much you take me out for out there?
Look at your nasty clothes. You couldn't afford it.
My nasty clothes?
What's this? Tricks 'R Us?
Listen, sweetheart, I'm bumping you.
Next year, OK?
Come on. Move your ass.
Ali, girl! Alexandra, girl! I'm here, girl!
I'm tired, let's go! I didn't think I was gonna make it here on time!
What the fuck is this?
Girl, how late am I? I'm thinking I'm five minutes late, right?
What did you do to her?
Don't worry about her. You gotta go on stage. Come on!
OK.
Look. My friends are here.
Come on. Just come on.
How you doing?
This one has one shoe!
She's from the hills. She hillbilly. Come on, girl!
Merry Christmas.
Good to see you.
Come here, baby.
Has she eaten?
She doesn't eat this kind of food. I will feed her later.
Let's toast to the head of this household.
All the best to you and your family.
Thank you. Wishing you the same.
To your health.
Ashken, you have a great son-in-law.
He's great but he gets tired too much.
I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do with this hair.
It's super straight like those fucking Asian hos.
Is that how you like it?
Yeah. Sometimes. But not all the time.
It don't have to always be like that. Let me do this.
Yeah. Fix your face. Fix that mug. That's what everybody is looking at.
- I need to get these eyebrows done. - Yes, you do.
You know... Why did you bring her here?
Fuck her. We ain't worried about her.
She ain't nobody. Today's about you.
Why you so up on her anyways? With that fucked up face of yours.
Look at her!
You didn't have to Chris Brown the bitch!
I told you what I had to do today. You act like I was playing.
You know when I say shit, I mean it, girl.
You wanna go onstage looking like this?
What, exactly, are you implying?
I imply that you use some of my eye. And let me do what I need to do.
Do you want my help or not?
Your highlight's all fucked off, girl.
You need to learn how to blend.
Your chestnuts are roasting on the bottom of your chinny-chin-chin.
What exactly are you doing to my face?
Trying to make you look better than what you looked like before.
You tried it.
Yo.
- I'm just... I'm so over it. - Yo!
I don't even know what to do.
- Yo! - Bitch, what the fuck you want?
Finish your own make-up. You know how I taught you:
Highlight, highlight, highlight, contour.
Blush, blemish, bomb, bam!
Just stay over there. I don't want to smell that shit!
I'm trying to enjoy it in peace, please. I had a stressful day today.
Come on! Yo. That's my shit.
It's my pipe.
I can feel it.
Oh, girl, hit her. Hit her.
She's smoking' up.
You gonna bring this bitch here, and now you smoking this shit!
Where the fuck is the red lip gloss?
Girl, you seen it. I know you did.
That's for real...
Chester took it.
Took it like a champ.
Let me tell you, Chester is a natural born sailor.
If you trying to upset me it's not gonna work.
I give zero fucks about you and Chester.
Oh, bra! He was all he could be when he joined my Navy!
Does your friend ever shut up?
No. That bitch been talking ever since I met her.
Toyland
Little girl
and boy land
While you dwell within it
You are ever happy there
Childhood's joyland
Mystic, merry
Toyland
Once you pass its borders
- Can I get you ladies something to drink? - Yes.
No, she broke. She ain't got no money.
Again
- Do you want a drink? - Yes!
- I'll bring you some water. - Is it free?
Yes. Water is free.
Childhood's joyland
Mystic, merry, Toyland
Once you pass its borders
You can ne'er
return again.
Whoo! Yeah!
- Thank you. - Go Alexandra, girl!
- Thank you, everyone. - Everybody clap!
Clap! Clap for her!
Thank you.
Girl, that's right. She did that. Yes! She did that.
This next one is one of my favorites.
I hope it's one of yours.
Shit. I need some more of that shit, girl.
Yeah, let's go.
I'm going to go to work.
Now?
Yes, I didn't earn a penny today.
But we're eating.
- So what? - It's Christmas Eve.
So what?
I have no patience for her. Make sure she doesn't make a fuss.
I'll take care of it.
Forgive me, but I have to go to work.
What do you mean you have to leave? You just got home.
I haven't made a penny today. I'm going to work for a few hours.
It's Christmas and I have guests.
It's okay, Mom.
It's okay. You don't have to make money today.
It's Christmas.
What do you mean?
If I don't make money, how do we live?
- It's okay, Mom. - It's Christmas Eve.
Christmas is for Americans. For us, it's another work day.
You live in America now.
Can you please tell her to close her mouth, please?
I'm not in the mood for this.
What did he say?
Yeva, what did he say?
He said he must go.
He speaks English but he doesn't celebrate Christmas.
He should have stayed home tonight.
I know but his real Christmas is on the 6th.
Today isn't his real Christmas.
He was the only man at the table.
He was pouring us cognac. Now we have to pour it ourselves.
Mom, he's the only one working and supporting this household.
Let's not let this ruin our night.
Hey! It's that guy!
- Bye! - Thank you so much.
Okay.
You did good, girl. You sound good tonight, girl.
She sound good, right? She sound good, girl.
Tell her she sound good.
I mean... you did sing and you sang...
Alright, I'm going to keep it real with you right now.
This is not critical, this is not anything like rude,
this is just being real with you...
Honestly, it sounded a little old. Like, it didn't sound like new music.
It sounded like something I'd hear like a long time ago,
know what I'm saying? It's like...
Like I know... Where I'm coming from is I know a lot about the music industry.
I know a lot of people in the music industry.
I myself sing.
- Hello, sir. - Hey.
Do you know if this is still going on?
Oh, look at this. That's cute. No, she's gone.
She was up. She was on. She's done.
She left.
She was with a friend and her name is Sin-Dee.
Oh, the train wreck and the hot mess. Yeah.
They left?
What do you mean they left? Yeah, they're gone.
The cool thing is though, I mean, look, you played in a club...
you got people paying you to play in a club.
I mean, that's pretty cool.
What?
You don't want to talk about how much you got?
She don't want to tell me how much she got paid.
- How much did you get paid? - Girl, she didn't get paid, girl.
- She paid to sing, girl. - What do you mean?
I don't even understand what you talking about.
I can hear you.
You paid... Wait. You paid them to let you sing?
That's... That's sad. Hold up.
So you gave them 20 bucks and said, "Let me sing a Christmas song?"
Girl, stop, it's not like you could do any better anyway, girl.
Mother, I'm not discussing this.
I'm your mother. If I don't talk about it, who will?
Mother, stop.
I'm not cleaning up. I'm going to bed.
Come on. Come on, girl. We're here.
Hey, look who's back. Hi, baby.
- I don't have time for this shit. - Don't be a bitch about it.
Yeah, you're cute. I love your sweater, your fake purse.
What is wrong with you? Are you on something?
Yes. I'm on. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass if you talk to me again.
She's been out of jail for 24 hours, she's already causing drama.
Drama!
You two, stay your asses here until I come get you.
Alexandra, you better watch her, and don't move your black ass.
Girl, where you been?
Chester.
I thought they let your ass out at noon.
Where you been all day?
What? Sin-Sin, sit your ass down.
You know, you could have at least had the decency to come pick me up.
Who the fuck am I gonna get to come pick you up?
You know, I got Nash working on Vermont.
I got Ty on the West Side, right?
I mean I be running around taking care of business and shit,
doing what I do all day. You know, running this shit.
And then, fuckin', it's...
On top of that it's motherfucking Christmas Eve.
You know how these motherfuckers get...
They like, fucking wanna get their last minute shopping in and shit.
I had two dollars. Two dollars. You know what I spent it on?
- What? - The bus and a donut.
Sin-Sin. Sit your ass down.
It don't matter, we here now. Sit down.
Did you at least get me a Christmas present?
Well, I mean, like, like yeah...
Like I get... our gift is like me fucking running shit,
like saving money, like, 'cause I knew you was getting out today.
I was gonna surprise you.
Was gonna take you to Roscoe's tomorrow
for maybe like a fucking, like, a nice Christmas dinner and shit.
Like, I thought that'd be special.
What?
You know, I feel you. But I got you one.
I think you're gonna like it.
And I'm gonna get it for you right now. Hold on...
Where the fuck are you going?
Oh, what the fuck is this shit?
- Fuck her! Fuck her now! Fuck her! - Come on, man.
You wanna fuck her in front of everybody, right?
Fuck her, come on! Fuck her! This is what you want?
Alright, alright, alright!
Twenty eight motherfucking days and you're out here cheating on me with fish?
- I did not cheat on you. - You're a fucking liar!
- Alright! - Everybody on the goddamn block
- knew about it but me. - Hey! I'm gonna call the cop!
You want me to call the cop?
Mamasan, I'm sorry. I'm gonna chill these motherfuckers out.
- Hi. - Hi.
Are you Armenian?
Yeah.
- What's your name, son? - Karo.
Karo, do you know Razmik?
Which Razmik?
Razmik Simonian. He is one of your drivers.
Yes. Of course. I know him very well.
I need you to take me to him right away. Please.
Where do you think he might be?
I am his mother-in-law.
Oh. He should be around the West Hollywood area.
I will find him for you.
Razmik? Razmik? Where is your location?
Razmik is not working tonight.
I knew it. I told her he is not going to work.
What is the matter, Auntie?
How well do you know my son-in-law?
Mom?
We will find him but we may drive all night. Okay?
Yes, drive. It's okay.
This thing busts in and drags me out by my hair, tries to beat my ass,
then she took me to some boring-ass drag queen show.
I ain't no motherfucking drag queen!
I'm losing sympathy for you by the minute.
Hold up. This motherfucking commotion,
this is all that shit at The Grand was about?
- This bullshit right here? - Merry Christmas.
- Yo, I thought that was a bust. - Jesus fucking Christ.
Hold up, listen.
I don't give no kinds of shit about this bitch, alright, alright?
But please, please tell me you didn't lay a hand on Jillian?
Please tell me you didn't go crazy on her?
Why would I lay a hand on Jillian? It's not like your fucking Jillian...
You're fucking Jillian too, aren't you?
Alright! Listen, hold on. I'm gonna have to fuck her up now too!
Calm down. There's been some sort of misunderstanding here, alright?
Who's name you see tattooed here? Huh?
What's that say? What's that name say?
What's that name say? That's your name.
Hey, Mamasan! Come here and read this motherfucker.
What's this say?
You know, you piss me the fuck off sometimes, Chester!
Hey, what's this say?
This motherfucker don't say Dana, does it?
It's Dinah!
Alright, I don't give a fuck what her motherfucking name is, alright,
but Boo... you have got to get ahold of yourself, okay?
You be tripping.
Alright? Hey look at me, look... Who's your man?
Who's heart beats for you? This heart.
Who's your man? I'm your motherfucking fiancé
and you can't be acting this motherfucking crazy.
Did you just say fiancé?
- What? - You two are getting married?
You just went from half fag to full fag!
- Alright... - Get your life!
Shut the fuck up. Come here. Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up. Shut up.
They said you was legit, they didn't say you was a legit homo.
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
You talk when I tell you to motherfucking talk.
Did he just say you were getting married?
Yes, I proposed right before she got herself arrested.
Before I got myself arrested?
Actually you got me arrested when you asked me to hold your teener in my weave.
You're like, 'Oh, Sin-Dee, the cops are coming,
- why don't you hold my teener..." - Are you fucking serious?
"I'll propose to you, we'll get married.
It'll be a pretty thing!"
Listen, listen, listen. I can't be getting popped on that shit,
for you it's just holding, for me it's intent to distribute.
Oh, my God, that is not the T.
This right here, is this what you fucking want?
Okay, okay, okay. Listen, listen. You gotta lower your voice,
they are gonna kick our fucking stupid asses out of here.
Mamasan, I'm sorry, I'm gonna chill these motherfuckers out.
- Stop yelling! - Okay.
This is a business!
Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna buy some donuts. Alright.
I'm gonna buy some donuts,
and then the three of us are gonna fuckin' chill. Chill.
This weather in LA doesn't help to set the holiday mood.
There's no Christmas without snow.
Christmas is Christmas regardless of the weather.
Feels fake.
Los Angeles is a beautifully wrapped lie.
Agree to disagree.
I'm learning English.
- Mamasan, I like your hair. - Alright.
What do you want? Hurry up.
- Do you have watermelon flavor? - No.
Don't you think we should be getting the Christmas donuts?
I mean it's motherfucking Christmas Eve. Like, let's celebrate.
Mamasan, does your husband ever cheat on you?
- Who's gonna marry her smiling ass? - The one who order her offline.
- Look how happy she is. - Hurry up, I have another costumer.
- OK. - What do you want?
Can you come here a second? Just one second.
- Hey, baby, how's it going? - Hey. How are ya?
I'm wonderful. Are you ready for me?
Listen, have you seen Sin-Dee tonight?
Yeah, I've seen her, baby, she's involved in some drama,
but I'm right here.
No, no, I really need to find her, do you know where she's at?
Yeah. I know.
And?
And I know I need a cheeseburger.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Here, this is your cheeseburger.
And some French fries.
Where is she?
Give me that money back.
Here, I'm gonna give you this. Where is she?
She's at Donut Time.
- Big spender. - Go fuck yourself.
At the Long Beach Barbeque Festival,
you said I was the only girl you ever truly loved.
That's true.
You know, people who love people, don't go fucking other people, Chester.
Shit, I did not motherfucking cheat on you.
I'm a businessman, alright? I move product.
That's what I do. Alright, sometimes I gotta test the merch is all.
- How many times did he fuck you? - Don't answer that.
- How many times? - He fucked me plenty, okay?
- How many? - What is fucking wrong with you?
Ten? Like, I never had a pimp who didn't fuck me.
So you had to check your merchandise ten times, Chester?
Alright, listen. Not another word from you.
You shut your fucking mouth.
Twenty eight days and you mean to tell me nobody was taking care of you? Nobody?
- Nobody. - Nobody?
Nope.
Auntie, are you sure you want to keep looking?
What was your name again?
Karo.
Karo, please don't waste my time. Take me to Razmik.
Chester, I was at Twin Towers, not fucking Wasco State Prison.
You really do have a crush, don't you?
Hi, Rizuku!
Okay, I will take you to your son-in-law. But do you know why?
Because he has to understand that even if he does not respect himself...
...he must respect his family.
Shit floats to the surface.
Sit your ass fucking down. No, no, man.
She ain't fucking available.
She with me right now. She ain't fucking working.
We'll be real quick, just 15 minutes.
Yeah, puppy. Just 15 minutes.
Who are you?
Nigga, who the fuck are you? I'm her motherfucking fiancé.
Bounce, motherfucker!
You retired? I didn't know you retired.
- Yes, she fucking retired. - Why didn't you tell me you retired?
Maybe I am available. Maybe it'll be a freebie.
- My cheating fiancé shouldn't mind. - Wait, wait, wait.
Have you ever been to Santa Monica and Highland?
Oh, I don't remember.
You will remember.
Yo, yo, yo, listen. I got a query. You married, right?
Nigga, you got a fucking wife. I know you do.
Yeah.
Yeah. So, when you be fucking my bitches,
you don't consider it cheating, do you?
I'm paying for it. It's not like we're getting married.
Oh, you see? That's the shit right there.
- That's what I'm talking about. - You didn't pay for it, Chester!
He's lucky he's in America. Imagine if he was in Armenia.
Are you available?
I don't think she gots what you want, Ra-Ra.
Nigga, come here. Let me talk to you.
There's his cab. Should I stop here?
Stop. Stop. Stop.
Stop right here.
Cause I'm feeling fucking generous,
I have motherfucking holiday spirit
alright, nigga, I'm gonna get you Pinkberry.
You ever hear of Pinkberry? Oh, man, trust me.
You know what? It's okay.
I don't need money.
Merry motherfucking Christmas, you know what I'm saying?
Merry Christmas.
Happy New Year.
Razmik!
That is a cute-ass blouse.
What are you doing here?
- I don't understand. - You said you were going to work.
I am at work. I'm getting coffee.
Girl, she shopped at the same store you shopped at!
Did Yeva bring you here? Is she here?
No, Yeva did not. Karo brought me here.
But she wore it better, bitch!
Nobody asked you, bitch.
I'm not going anywhere until I get an explanation.
Who are these people?
These are just regular people. Come on, let's go home.
I said I'm not going to go anywhere.
Now you got her talking to him in Chinese!
This is funny!
Oh, I see... you are smoking marijuana with these people.
Oh, my God, what are you talking about?
If she's talking about me, I'll fuck her up.
She thinks I'm doing drugs. Can you please tell her I don't do drugs?
- No, he don't do my drugs. - You see?
He just fuck all these bitches. He fuck my bitches.
- Are you crazy? - Prostitution?
No!
How do you say that shit in Russian? Oh... prostituke!
You have to stop starting shit.
Oh, these are prostitutes. These are prostitutes.
She called me a nick niggy, girl!
Ashken, let me explain.
Oh, my God... these are men.
- Wait till you find out about... - Will you stop over there!
Oh, dear Lord, my heart is going to stop.
Will you stop?
I'm going to have a heart attack.
I can't have your wife dying up in here.
Shit, she dying, yo!
You gotta tell her I don't know you. This is my mother-in-law.
Motherfucker, I don't know you. I don't know that bitch either!
Mister Chester!
Hold on! She calling the police!
Yeva, come to the corner of Santa Monica and Highland. Donut shop.
She's calling the police! Your name is Tyrone and I'm Billy!
They ain't never gonna find us!
Your husband is with gay prostitutes.
Corner of Santa Monica and Highland.
Tell that bitch do not call the cops!
Done! Done!
See what you did?
Oh, shit. Who's shit is this? This isn't mine, this is good.
Ashken, listen to me. Let's go home.
Don't touch me.
What do you mean "don't touch me"? Why did you come here?
Hey, there is no fighting in here.
- C'mon, get up. - Don't touch me.
He hurting you? I can call the police if he...
No, no, no. I'm not hurting her.
This is my mother-in-law. She's just a little bit crazy.
No cops, please.
- Did you hear what she said? - Razmik!
"Oh, how was the performance, Alexandra?"
"Oh, it was great. Thanks for asking."
You think the government doesn't know about aliens and spaceships and shit?
You think they not keeping it a secret from us?
- Exactly. That's cool. - That's right. I'm with this bitch.
- I know you're with that bitch. - Not like that.
You are embarrassing me.
No, you are embarrassing us.
C'mon, get up.
What do you want from us? Don't you feel sorry for my daughter?
So did Mr. Falafel have a big dick?
What? Spit it out.
I didn't. I swallowed it.
I know... I... I fucking set that one up, didn't I?
She's going to call the police.
In front of all these people, I'm going to rip your mask off.
Listen to me. Get up. Let's go.
I'm going to find out what you are doing here.
Razmik?
Are you people totally insane? Why did you bring the baby here?
Mom, what's going on here?
Your husband is a dog. Dog.
Mom, what's going on with you?
You think I don't know? I check your bank statements...
Every night he withdraws cash from your account...
What does he spend it on? Them.
This is embarrassing. Please. Let's go home.
Mom, why are you getting involved in my family's affairs?
It's none of your business.
You can pretend to be blind but I cannot.
Get up. We're going home.
I'm not going to allow him to get away with this.
- You see that? You see that? - Sin-Dee, leave them alone.
Help me out, sister...
When your husband goes out and buys a girl like me,
do you consider that cheating?
Sin-Dee, can you please not talk to my wife.
- Sin-Dee, please... - Get your hands off her.
You even know their names? Oh, my God.
- No, let's go. - Of course he knows my name!
Say my name, say my name
Yo, you're the bitch they threw out!
Shut your ass up, girl!
What is the prostitute saying to you?
These are the type of hoes you like? Dumbass hoes like this?
He comes home every night smelling like cheap perfume and you don't say anything.
I know my husband well enough. Come on, let's go.
You think you know him? You are blind.
Razmik, why?
Why what? What? She's been trying to destroy our family from day one.
No, you are.
Razmik, just apologize to the bitch.
Don't be a pussy, yo. Do not apologize for shit, yo!
Shut up and get out of our business, okay?
That's right, Ra-Ra. You should apologize
for taking her to a fucked up hairdresser.
Oh, that's catty, bitch.
What is the prostitute saying to you?
Razmik supports the family. He takes care of us.
What are you talking about? He only takes care of himself.
I'm going home.
Mom, what do you want to do, destroy my family?
I'll see you in ten years, kid!
Oh, my God, I hate men.
I'm going to rip his mask off.
Sometimes a wife has to turn a blind eye.
No! No!
Get her! Throw a donut at that bitch!
Have her, mama. Chester!
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Bitch call me. Yo, your wife is hot.
I just call the cops. You and you and you all get out! Out!
No, no, no. Mamasan, I'm sorry.
Get the fuck out, now.
We cool?
I know what you're trying to do.
Come on, I ain't trying to do shit.
Come on, let me get some of that.
You know you really piss me off sometimes, Chess.
I know. I know.
But it's good to see you, baby.
Good to see you, too.
You know, I kinda wish she didn't tell me.
Wait. You wish who didn't tell you what?
Duh.
What do you mean, duh?
- Hold up, hold up, hold up. - What?
This bitch is the one that told you about this shit?
You the one that caused all this motherfucking commotion?
Her motherfucking ass goes motherfucking crazy
on one of my hoes 'cause you started this shit?
You get my ass thrown out of motherfucking Donut Time
where I conduct my day to day shit, right?
You act so motherfucking high and mighty about this shit.
Yeah, yeah, I see it.
No, no, no, no. But here the thing. Here the thing...
What didn't she tell you?
She didn't tell you that me and her were knocking it three weeks ago.
- Oh, shit! - What?
You didn't wanna fucking tell her that part.
You saved her that shit. You didn't tell her.
- Oh, shit. - Sin-Dee...
Sin-Dee fucking what?
Can you motherfucking believe this shit?
What is he talking about?
I fucked your best friend. Yeah, that's right.
Oh, you fucking didn't tell her?
Oh, that's interesting you fucking tell her about this shit
but not about me and you.
No, no, no. That's right. No, no. Don't get it twisted.
Don't get it twisted, girl.
This bitch don't give no fuck about you.
She don't give no fuck about you.
Don't get it twisted. She jealous. She jealous of my hoes.
You know what I think? I think she jealous of us.
You didn't tell her that shit, did you?
I see what's motherfucking going on here...
I see what is fucking going on here...
This motherfucking girl thing. This is between y'all asses.
This between you two. Right? Right? So I'm motherfucking out.
This is some girl shit. You guys work this motherfucker out.
Let me know when you get it fixed up. Let me know.
Yo, the shit she did to me was just a warm up for your ass, bitch.
You two deserve each other.
- What the fuck are you laughing at? - What?
- She about to get her ass beat. - Shut your stupid ass up.
Shut your dumb ass up.
Sin-Dee.
Sin-Dee, talk to me.
Look, I didn't mean to hurt you, sweetheart.
You know you're my best friend.
You know I love you. I'd never do anything to hurt you.
Say something.
Can I at least take a cab home?
Oh, shit. Like that Armenian dude just left, so...
I mean, I guess you're like shit out of luck.
Get down.
No wonder she's crying having a father like that.
Mother, please.
Sin-Dee...
Sin-Dee, will you just talk to me? Come on.
Y'all got a...
Look...
It was only once. It didn't mean a thing.
Hey.
Yeah... I have a full house. I called in another girl.
So... just hang, okay?
Please, Sin-Dee. I'm sorry.
Great, now get the fuck out of here and leave me alone.
Now let me make my money and go the fuck home.
Hi, are we looking for a party...
- Oh, my God. - Merry Christmas, you tranny faggot.
We pissed on your friend, bitch!
Oh, my God. They just threw fucking piss on me.
It's in my mouth.
- It's in my fucking hair! - Wait, wait.
I don't have no fucking money for new hair.
Oh, my God, come on, come on. Take this off.
Oh, my God.
You know what, why don't I just take these off too, huh?
This has to come off too.
Okay.
Girl... here.
Oh, girl.
Pull that down.
We'll just be bald together.
That actually looks good on you.
Now, as for me...
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平安夜快乐 贱人
嗨
我们是要分着吃吗?
当然是要分着吃 贱人 老娘破产了
- 还好吗? - 我很好
你终于做了咪咪 贱人!
贱人 雌性素起作用了
唯一还没变化的是这双手臂
我身体其他部位好极了
- 亲爱的 - 少打击我啊
我现在可货真价实呢
那么 我有好消息要跟你说
- 什么? - 我一直保密我和贾斯特的事
妞... 我知道是什么事了!
你要跟他掰掰了!
谢天谢地
要知道亲爱的 如果让他继续这么背着你偷腥...
等等 等等 啥?
你不知道?
我他妈怎么知道?
妞 因为你能听到整条街上人们都在说
那个和他在一起的妞的事啊
你是我这条街上见到的第一个妞
她是谁?
一个白妞 我不知道
贾斯特背着我和一个真妞搞上了?
是啊 贱人 真的妞 阴道什么都有
我才走开他妈的28天!
你就跟我说他已经在外面
背着我泡妞了?
是的
我认识她吗?
我不知道 我只知道她名字D开头的
好像是...
丹妮尔...
德西蕾...
- 蒂蒂... 我不记得了 - 给我你的手机!
被停机了 我得垫付你上月的房租
我跟你说过这种事会发生
男人都偷腥
所以他们才发明了贸易
他们对我们和对货物一样脏
在外面我们只能靠自己站街
就这样了
你在计划什么?
圣诞他妈的快乐
嘿 妞 放假回来了?
贱人 出来的感觉真他妈的像迪斯科
什么?
贾斯特人在哪儿?
我不知道那贱人是谁
我只知道是个白种贱人
真的白人妞
妞 你不觉得他上过大把这样的妞吗?
跟D有关的! 跟D有关的! 德西蕾...
- 多米尼克... - 德斯蒂尼?
贱人 我不知道她叫什么贱人!
那些妞为什么跑来我们的地盘?
因为她们是真的 所以她们有资本
要来点大麻吗? 我有大麻
贱人 你知道我不嗑低档药 我是上流婊
- 辛蒂 - 嘿 亚历山德拉
来 抱一个
稍后见 上帝保佑你
好吧 我懂了
妞 给我冷静下来 没什么大不了
没什么大不了个屁 妞
我跟你说了 只是个传言
你都不知道是不是真的
贱人 我在监狱里听到一堆
我在外面也听到一堆
我都不知道什么是真的了
辛蒂!
给我冷静点 不然我就回家了!
- 给我闭上你屁股! - 够了! 我回家了!
白人男孩! 贾斯特在哪儿?
我不知道 有一天没看见他了
什么叫没看见他?
- 噢 嘿 他妈的好吗? - 你们呢?
你有看见一个白人贱女吗?
我谁也没看见 别他妈烦我
- 这些传单拿着 - 好的...
今晚一定要来 别害我失望
我会的
你想我一路走去佛蒙特州吗?
- 玛丽酒吧 7点钟 - 好的
- 玛丽酒吧 7点钟 玛丽酒吧 7点钟 - 好的
我会到的 我保证
现在我得去处理那边那个贱人了
她快把我搞疯了
- 身上有可卡因吗? - 没有
你确定?
我确定 你快让我输掉游戏了
这就是我要处理的家伙
我快受不了她了
- 拜 - 拜
妞 等等 我做不了
我做不了这个 太多抓马了
你跑我这儿来 给我一堆信息
还要我自己搞定 话全部是你嘴里出来的
好好好 我会陪你 但有一个条件
你必须跟我发誓不会搞出抓马
一旦有抓马 我就撤退!
我发誓 我发誓
看着我的眼睛发誓!
我发誓不会有抓马 亚历山德拉!
走!
你俩他妈的看啥?
贱人 老娘很不爽!
你不懂我 你简直不懂我
我快气炸了
我不知道她有什么好的 妈的
没错
橙子大道1351号?
- 是的 谢谢 - 好
你养的是狗还是猫?
狗
叫什么?
阿飞
阿飞是只好乖的狗啊
这么安静
它不在里面
他的嘴闻着就像吃了几天的屁!
我每次走进他房间 总是闻到流浪汉味
还有袜子 为什么全部都他妈的黑色!
皮条客才不这样 你看中他什么?
你为什么找他?
妞 你是对的! 你是对的!
我不该追着他的屁股
我该去找那贱人 她才是那个
试着偷走我男人的 贱人 你真聪明!
我要操死她!
- 我不是这意思 - 你就是这意思!
因为那贱人想挑战我
- 我没这么说 - 我也有阴道
老二夹起就可以
我的天! 那不是辛蒂吗!
好久没看到她了 她看着很不错啊!
噢 妞! 还好吗? 最近咋地?
辛蒂 我的天啊
怎么样啊 贱人?
跟我说说
你在里面有没有做成很多生意?
希望你们今晚来看我的演出
我很小激动的
亚历山德拉之前的头牌是T
性感女神...
7点准时呢!
你们两个混球有看到贾斯特吗?
- 我没有看到 - 又来啊
他看到他背着我偷腥
在我坐监的时候! 我 贱人!
- 真希望我没告诉她 - 我听说那个妞的事了
她哪棵葱?
德西蕾 好像叫德西蕾
妞 你真打算回去蹲监狱吗?
你刚出来好吗
我也跟她这么说了
他说得好像监狱不值得蹲一样
乖乖 你比那妞强多了
他是我男友 我老公
好吧 可他没和你在一起 他和她在一起
你刚进监狱他就离开你去跟她好了
- 我太火大了 - 你能闭嘴了吗?
- 我不知道说什么了 - 我只能这么跟你说
揪出那个狗娘养的!
啊 妞
又一个黑人滑板男孩
都以为自己是李尔·韦恩 (美国饶舌歌手)
我记得有个圣诞节
我六 七岁的样子
我家给我买了最最可爱的电动娃娃
我去哪儿都带着它
有一天 我带着它进浴盆
- 想给它洗澡 - 噢 妞 你够可以的
然后它就坏掉了
它不再唱"我爱你"的歌
我真是太伤心了
世界就是这么残酷
是啊 可残酷了 上帝给了我个老二
你不觉得这够残酷的吗?
你英语说得很好
你是哪儿的人?
我是亚美尼亚人
我认识一些从亚美尼亚来的
带了很多珠宝逃出来
靠变卖珠宝生活 有了自己的餐厅
你是亚美尼亚哪儿的?
首都的
埃里温
见鬼
我是俄克拉荷马来的 切诺基印第安土著
我有...有个女孩名字 米亚
在英语里它是女性名字 但在切诺基语里不是
我像所有的切诺基印第安宝宝那样被命名
一个母亲在宝宝诞生时看到第一个东西
她就用它来命名该死的宝宝
我出生的时候 我妈妈看着窗户外面
她看到一只红鸟在头顶飞过
红鸟的切诺基印第安名就是米亚米亚
于是她就叫我米亚
你以为这是女孩名字 其实不是
我很庆幸她在窗户外没有看到厕所
你能想象吗?
瞧 嘿 "那个大屎棍汤姆森来了"!
就在该死的街对面 他走过来了
卧槽
- 你还好吗? - 我不知道
你有阿司匹林吗?
- 没有 - 妈的
- 这是日落大道吗? - 是的
你说要去市中心 对吗?
是的
我不赶时间
我走101公路了 可以吗?
我才不叼这些呢
随你怎么开 你是司机
记住 辛蒂 不抓马!
嗯 不抓马
嗨
嘿 米娜 看到纳什了吗? 那个黑鬼
在后面
妞 纳什!
嗨 纳什! 这是妞 这是纳什!
怎么样 辛蒂 还好吗?
- 几百年没看到你了啊 - 是啊
好长时间
很好啊 我很高兴你出来了
看我这身 今天生意很红火哟!
需要我做什么?
我好久没看到你了
你真是... 贾斯特
我也好久没看到贾斯特了
我也是
他和我的新朋友在一起混
她名字叫丹妮
多米尼克...德西蕾...
我没看到过她 抱歉
听我说 辛蒂 很高兴看到你 不过...
不不不
你知道她在哪儿 所以别他妈跟我撒谎 纳什
告诉我他妈的在哪儿...
辛蒂 冷静些 我谁也没看见
这是做生意的地方 我正在...
你知道我说的他妈的是谁
跟我说她在哪儿
- 听着 首先... - 好的
去买些口香糖
第二 我完全不知道你他妈的在说谁
这是我做生意的地方
你正在砸我的场子
去你妈的啦 你个舔屁骚货!
- 她在哪儿? - 我他妈的不告诉你
你他妈的给我滚出这里!
够了 我做不了 我要走了 你知道的...
我跟你说过 我跟你说过!
拜
妞 亚历山德拉! 等等!
给我一分钟...
你不打算跟你的老乡一起滚蛋吗?
现在你想斗嘴了是吧?
我哪儿也不去!
- 我不知道... - 他们在哪儿?
我不支持拉皮条的玩意儿
我只做我的生意
我对拉皮条有道德反感
所以别问我这一类狗屁
- 好吧 听着 - 喂喂?
全城有一半人都在施拉德大道
那儿有个救济摊在派放
20刀的圣诞礼品券 之类的东西好吗
- 施拉德! - 救济摊!
谢谢!
别这样 伙计!
至于吗?
看来你得另买一包了
谁有打火机? 有打火机吗?
谁有打火机吗?
你有打火机吗? 打扰了 嘿!
打扰了 喂! 你有打火机吗?
谢谢
去他妈的!
圣诞派对有姑娘
在奥林匹克... 去那儿 他妈的去那儿
带我们去奥林匹克体育场 墨西哥人 丫是墨西哥人
你知道奥林匹克吧
这些大街的最南边
你知道吧?
嗯
去哪儿 赶紧去哪儿
赶在其他人到之前
我见他妈的鬼 伙计!
我见他妈的鬼 给我下车 快
出来 给我他妈的出来
我要去奥林匹克体育场 喷泉那儿...
我屁股着火了
谁给我打扫这滩?
放松啦! 圣诞前夜耶! 你的圣诞心态去哪儿了?
圣诞... 圣诞前夜耶!
让开!
你们这些畜生!
- 我想骑你! - 他会给钱!
像个黑人婊子那样!
- 我想骑你! - 像个黑人婊子!
他会付钱的!
上车啊 贱人!
我听说他鸡巴很小
很小吗?
搞他妈的什么飞机啊?
上车啊 妈咪... 我天...
我有硅胶乳 你要什么?
可惜你没糖爹
你最好继续奋斗 亲爱的
我那晚还干过你呢
跟他说去拿尿布 贱人
别忘了我7点的表演
- 好 - 妈的 那贱人看着像怀胎两月
她怎么好意思化这么丑的妆就出门
臭婊子些
- 她叫路伊还是胡伊? - 她泡过我对象
他说她那儿臭死了
不会吧!
她开价80块 他自己站街都900块了
- 拜托 闭嘴 - 那贱人真蠢
伙计 你的车好臭
我知道 很抱歉
我们很快就到了
这样也不行
给我看你老二
- 为什么? - 你知道这套流程
我得确定你不是条子
我不是条子
今天能为你做什么?
- 我想找些乐子 - 哪种乐子?
我在想也许可以吹吹吹萧?
你戴套我吹的话收你80块
我可以给你我包里所有的钱
- 才他妈40块? - 拜托
- 你认真的吗? - 拜托 拜托
我家人快把我逼疯了 我只想泄个火
- 这不关我的事 - 好吧 好吧
听着 我可以做所有的活 自己撸出来
不过你要握着我的卵蛋什么的
拜托了 我会很快的
我只是 我只需要...
- 拜托 今天可是圣诞 - 猜怎么着?
考虑到是圣诞
我也确实需要钱
这活我接了
但你最好快射
钱先亮出来 放在仪表板上
尽快的...
- 嘿 伙计们 有看到贾斯特吗? - 谁?
贾斯特 贾斯特
他和他的婊子们?
我不搞那个了 哪怕看到贾斯特
- 我也不想看到他 - 你不嗑药了啊?
所以这是他妈的教化所
不是救济摊了啊
- 你该去问鲍伯 - 谁是他妈的鲍伯?
排队那个 他是贾斯特那些马子的老主顾
没胡子像圣诞老公那个 我已经戒毒30天了
- 得到了勋章 - 关我叼事
你可以给我一点点轻拍吗?
你能闭嘴吗? 不 你付的钱没包括这个
- 拜托了嘛... - 不 一分钱一分货
- 这就是你要的货 - 你知道你想要的
你把我看得透里透了 是吧?
噢耶
鲍伯 鲍伯 你是鲍伯吗?
不是? 谁是他妈的鲍伯?
- 谁是鲍伯? 谁是鲍伯? - 我是鲍伯
- 快点啊 - 闭上他妈的嘴
你根本没硬起来
我硬起来了 闭嘴
这叫作? 这叫硬?
去他妈的 这不管用
- 好 给我... - 给我滚下车
- 给我酬劳 - 滚下车
我没射出来 所以没交易
我哪儿也不去 除非你把我的钱给我
什么? 我没射 你没酬劳
- 大家都酷 快下车 - 不 你没射
但因为我碰到你肮脏的话儿
因为你没做好你的工作 所以我没射
少他妈的扯淡 不 我哪儿也不去
- 把我的钱给我 - 给我滚出我的车
给我我的钱 没空陪你玩
- 滚下车 - 好 猜怎么着?
给我... 车钥匙给我
- 没门 - 这他妈的不好玩
给我他妈的钥匙
这他妈的不好玩
你他妈的休想要你的钥匙
- 给我... - 你休想要...
放开 他妈的放开我
- 给我他妈的钥匙 - 不
操...
你忘了我也是有老二的
德莉 黛拉 蒂芬妮?
D打头的名字 拜托 D
- 噢 达娜 - 没错 就是这个了 她在哪儿?
知道她们在哪儿吗?
几天前她在格兰德
- 佛蒙特下面 - 完美!
- 很简单 - 是啊
她回来 拿起一个花椰菜
吃下去 说"我不喜欢吃这个"
我说 "你都没吃什么东西呢"
这就是我们怎么认识的
- 在午餐后... - 你继续陪着她 很好
我陪着她 我们去外面
去隔壁 一家咖啡店
我点了泰式冰红茶
我把茶放下
- 她用我的吸管来喝 - 赞
太完美了
- 等等 - 噢 说到完美
- 厉害 噢上帝 - 天啊
- 这个亚历山德 - 天啊
- 你跟亚历山德打过交道吗? - 没有
- 快帮帮我 - 别碰警车
- 别碰警车 - 放开我 救命
机会来了 如果你想认识他的话
- 心领了 - 救命啊 救命 警官
亚历山德拉 亚历山德拉 可以了 放开他
- 怎么回事? - 这女士刚袭击我
- 他欠我钱 - 是真的吗?
不 我根本不认识她
我从车里出来她就袭击我了
所以随便一个女人逮到你就袭击啊
- 是的 - 是的
检查脉搏
亚历山德
妞 你搞毛啊? 你知道我不嗑那些
我不知道 发生了什么?
- 他欠我钱 - 我不欠你钱
- 40块 - 40块?
我都不认识她
- 他为什么欠你40块? - 他自己清楚
问他啊
那辆绿色帕萨特是你的吗?
是的
我们看到你在这儿至少打了45分钟的转了
- 我... - 所以你不是刚停车和走出来
我...我...
10分钟前我在附近开着车
- 我在打电话 我发现... - 我看到你了 猜怎么着 先生?
我不应该边打电话边开车
好了 好了
他为什么欠你钱?
我们发生了商业交易
商业交易? 好吧 我们来这样处理
圣诞前夜 大家各走各路
这比打给你们的家人
解释为什么要保释你们容易得多
什么家人?
我们知道了 你在同志中心贴了很多张
是的 在玛丽酒吧
- 7点钟 - 7点钟
谢谢啊 姑娘们到时候见
不不
- 能为你做什么? - 接活吗?
- 你是条子吗? - 不是 进来
在这儿右转再右转 我们去拉斯帕尔马斯
我就喜欢在这儿
不行 今天街上太繁忙了 所以...
你住附近吗?
不是
我以前没见过你
你很漂亮啊
在这儿怎么样?
不 这里太晒了
过两个街区有地方
好 停在左边吧
能看到新鲜面孔的感觉真不错
你叫什么?
你希望我叫什么都行
- 是吗? - 我能...能为你做什么?
你们往往都起一些奇特的名字
塞琳娜
- 是吗? - 是的
你是哪儿的人?
我是哪儿的人重要吗?
你是新来的? 刚来这儿?
我来自圣塔克雷利塔
我们能来法式口交吗? 给你
酷?
这是天然的吗?
是的 天然的
等等 等等
不不不 等等
我去下面
掏出来 掏出来
掏出来
怎么了?
- 你把它夹起来了? - 把什么夹起来了?
- 这他妈算什么玩意儿? - 什么什么玩意儿?
这是阴道
给我他妈的下车
钱还给我 你把我的钱放哪儿了?
你有什么问题 伙计?
给我他妈的下车
- 你在那条街乱晃什么? - 简直浪费我时间
那不是给女人逛的
知道吗? 你不该去那儿
- 滚出我的车 - 死基佬
- 你站了不该站的街 - 去你妈的
别再站那条街 关门 关上门!
去你的!
斯科蒂? 斯科蒂?
派对在哪个房间?
我和我的姐妹们...
我们每周末都会去这个溜冰场
每周五他们都是迪斯科主题夜
不过你得带个男的一起...
我找不到跟我一起去的男的
所以只能跟姐妹们跳
等等
找谁?
贾斯特有女人在这儿吗?
有可能 你是谁?
贾斯特有女人在这儿吗?
- 你他妈是谁? - 达娜?
- 我不是达娜 - 不不 我在找达娜
这儿没有什么达娜
戴娜?
噢 卧槽!
你他妈是搞虾米? 快滚出去!
- 戴娜在哪儿? - 谁知道?
- 滚出去 - 戴娜在哪儿?
她在哪儿 妞?
她在里面 但你不能进去
- 瞧好了 贱人! - 给我滚出去!
- 戴娜! 戴娜! - 快滚出去!
她应该在这儿! 是个金发妞!
- 她在哪儿? - 给我出去
她在洗手间! 抱歉 抱歉!
戴娜? 戴娜?
死戴娜!
就在那儿 里面!
什么? 嘿! 嘿!
你是谁啊?
你想要什么啊?
我的天啊
大家都给我闭嘴! 闭嘴!
邻居听得到 好吗?
- 我不想被赶走 - 那个疯婆娘会再回来吗?
她不会再回来 我跟你们保证
她不会再回来
姑娘们 去隔壁房间 快去!
下次最好给我一个免费!
你休想有免费 好吗?
需要我报警吗?
是啊 天才
让我们把整个警队都叫来 傻逼!
你抓错人了!
你叫什么?
戴娜!
戴娜 戴娜 戴娜 戴娜!
拉兹米克!
嘿! 亚历山德拉 过来!
今天看到你真是太好了
我天 你不会相信我今天的经历!
发生了什么? 进来
老娘的眼睛都要发炎了!
谢谢帮手啊 你们这群混球!
快点! 跟上!
我这个月已经是第二次碰到这样的了
我受够对人友善了
我有来钱的活儿给你 别担心
看来这儿已经成为我们的最爱地点了
是啊
- 嗨 - 只冲洗
我不知道你男人是怎么回事
但是跟我没什么关系!
你在说谁?
想知道名字吗? 你想知道名字吗?
你说是哪个名字?
知道我要把你怎么样吗?
你 我还有他要坐下好好聊一聊天
说说到底发生了什么
你到底在说谁啊?
我今天有8个预约 直接告诉我...
圣诞快乐
你没必要买东西
应该的
是什么?
我的演出 会在7点钟开始
我的闺密们都会到
辛蒂啊 丹妮啊...
等等 辛蒂? 哪个辛蒂?
灰姑娘辛蒂
有人脸红了呀
辛蒂回这街区了?
她回来了 她回来搞出大阵仗了
- 过来! - 操你!
今晚见啊 我得走了
- 拜 - 保重
发誓不再偷跑!
我不再偷跑
那我们说定了
跟我走
她是变得越来越苗条了
每个来美国的人都变胖
甚至我都长重了
可这丫头越变越瘦
我没多肉也没少肉
你总是这体重
妈妈 抱歉 我弄洒了一些
水果呢? 怎么没有水果
快来坐下
她喜欢那只狗
她非常喜欢那只狗
我就不喜欢狗
也许我只能慢慢适应了
所有事情都需要适应
你会发现还有很多别的呢
你又想抽烟了啊?
吃点东西啊 请随意
还好吗 拉兹米克?
很好 你呢?
很好 谢天谢地
阿肖特呢?
很好 他在我旁边都显老了
今天有生意吗?
等她再长大些 叶娃也可以去工作了
我来这儿就是带孩子的 好方便他们去工作
这么做是对的
外婆就是做这些事的嘛
这样他们才能抚养我的小甜心
阿什肯 她跟你好像啊
不 她更像拉兹米克
尤其笑起来的时候
来这儿 宝贝
坐到爸爸这儿来
快点!
闭嘴! 你哭个屁啊?
闭嘴!
给我滚进来!
喂 他在哪儿? 你的损友在哪儿?
你们说的女人是不是她?
你得帮帮我 打给贾斯特!
你得打给贾斯特!
你对她做了什么?
没错 贾斯特 他在哪儿?
贾斯特不会高兴你这样搞的!
你认识贾斯特?
是的 我认识贾斯特!
为什么是我? 我做了什么?
你得带着她离开这儿!
闭上臭嘴! 贾斯特在哪儿?
除非你告诉我他在哪儿 不然我不走...
冷静! 他在"甜甜圈时光"!
甜甜圈时光 很好!
等等 等等
你碰到他的时候
能不能别跟他说
是我跟你们说他在那儿的?
该做甜甜圈了 贱人
别搞!
猜怎么着? 我现在也想见贾斯特了!
我等不及见那个狗娘养的!
他根本不喜欢你 你一点也不特别
我知道我不特别
但过去两周我都是他的操逼婊子 婊子
等他发现你对我做了什么
我对天发誓他会把你的廉价假发扒下来
塞进你的烂屁眼儿里!
也许你是他的操逼婊子 但我是他的女朋友
死荡妇!
我的天啊
你是贾斯特的女朋友? 你是这么想的啊?
贾斯特有他妈的一堆女朋友
你绝对不是其中之一
不然我是什么?
你们黑鬼是不是都去龙虾餐厅
跟人炫耀 这是我的男友哦!
你现在真他妈可悲到极品了
就像家里蹲等他电话那种
太可悲了 太他妈可悲了
我被拖着满城跑
都没你以为自己是贾斯特的女朋友来得悲惨
我会表演的 别担心
会把你震飞
捡我的发带 有什么问题吗?
女朋友
操 太可悲了
女朋友
几点了? 现在他妈的几点?
现在几点?
干!
干干干干干...
我让酷爱来救场 就这么办吧
她一开口就没完的 你知道她一开口就没完的
"甜甜圈时光"到站了 白痴!
我们先做别的事情
- 她们会来的 - 你的粉丝不会来了
好了吗 克劳馥女士?
你跟我一起去 你没得选择 知道吗?
是要跟你和贾斯特同时约会吗?
爱死这主意了
好了 我们是姐妹淘了 我们吸同一根屌
你卖多少钱? 花多少钱就能买你 啊?
我要买你的话要多少钱?
看你这身破烂装 你买不起
我的破烂装?
你这又是什么? 晚礼服?
听着 甜心 我得跳票了
你明年再唱吧 好吗?
到了 跟我来
亚历山德拉 妞 我来了 妞!
我累死了 我们来吧 我都以为没法及时赶到了
这他妈的谁?
我迟到了多久? 大概5分钟对不对?
你对她做了什么?
你别管她了 你得登台 快点!
好吧
看 我朋友来了
来 进来
你怎么样?
这女的只有一只鞋!
她山里来的 山里巴人 快来
圣诞快乐
真高兴看到你们
过来 宝贝
她吃过东西了吗?
她不吃这些 我稍后喂她
我们敬这个家的男人一杯
祝你和你的家人都好
谢谢 也同祝你们
祝大家健康
阿什肯 你有个好女婿
他很好 但太累了
我不知道拿这顶假发怎么办
太直刷刷了 跟亚洲妞似的
你不是就喜欢这个吗?
好吧 有时候 但不会总喜欢啊
我不想它一直这么直 我弄弄
好吧 整整脸蛋 所有人都会盯脸看
- 我得搞定眉毛 - 绝对
你... 你干嘛把她带来这儿?
去她的 你管她做什么
她毛都不是 今天是关于你
你干嘛总惦记她啊? 惦记你脸上的妆吧
你看她!
你不用当克里斯·布朗吧? (蕾哈娜的家暴男友)
我告诉过你我今天要做什么 你以为我开玩笑啊
你知道我是说到做到的 妞
你想要这个样儿上台吗?
你在暗示什么?
我在暗示你参考我眼光 让我来给你化妆
想不想要我帮你弄?
你脸上的高光都涂花了 妞
你得学怎么调色
你的下巴太低 都快顶到你的胸了
你想把我的脸怎么样?
让你比以前的样子都更好看
你试过了
哟
- 我真是受够了 - 哟
不知道要怎么办了
- 哟 - 贱人 你想要什么?
自己画完 记得我是怎么教你的
高光 高光 高光 轮廓
腮红 遮瑕 梆梆 搞定!
你们待在那边嗑药 我不想闻到!
姐想安安静静的嗑 谢谢
压力山大的一天
拜托 货可是我的
烟筒我的
我能感受到
快吸 快吸
她抽起来了
你把这贱人拉来这儿 结果你们就抽这个!
我的红色唇彩去哪儿了?
你见过它的 我知道你见过
那倒是...
贾斯特拿走了
当奖品一样拿走了
我这么跟你说吧 贾斯特是个天生水手
如果你想惹毛我 这不管用
我才不叼你和贾斯特怎么样
滚 他加入我的水军后可生猛了
你这朋友闭过嘴吗?
没有 从我认识她后这贱人的嘴就没停过
#玩具谷#
#小女孩#
#和小男孩的领地#
#当你栖居在这里#
#你是无比的快乐#
#童年 是片欢乐谷#
#神秘又快乐#
#是玩具谷#
#当你进入它的领地#
- 两位要喝点什么吗? - 嘘嘘
好的 - 两位要喝点什么吗? - 嘘嘘
好的
不不 她没钱 穷得叮当响
- 你想喝点什么吗? - 想!
- 我给你拿杯水 - 不要钱的吗?
是 水不要钱
#童年是片欢乐谷#
#神秘又快乐的玩具谷#
#当你进入它的领地#
#你就再也回不了头#
哇 好耶!
- 谢谢 - 亚历山德拉 好赞
- 谢谢大家 - 大家鼓掌
鼓掌 给她鼓掌
谢谢
妞 这就对了 她唱的 她唱的
下首歌是我的最爱
也希望是你们的
该死 我得再抽点那个
好啊 我们走
我回去上班了
现在?
我今天一分钱都没挣到
但我们正在吃饭
- 所以? - 今天是平安夜
那又怎样?
我受不了她了 你看好她 别让她闹起来
交给我好了
对不起 但我得回去工作了
什么意思 你要走了?
你才刚回家
我今天没挣到钱 我得再回去开几个小时
今天是圣诞节 我们有客人来
没关系的 妈妈
没关系 今天不急着挣钱
今天圣诞节
这是什么意思?
如果我不挣钱 我们靠什么吃饭?
- 没关系的 妈妈 - 今天平安夜啊
圣诞节是给美国人的 对我们来说是又一个工作日
我们现在就在美国啊
你能让她闭上嘴吗?
我没心情扯这些
他说什么?
伊娃 他说什么?
他说他必须出门
他讲着英语 却不过圣诞节
他今晚应该留在家里面
我知道 可是我们的圣诞节是1月6号
今天不是他的圣诞节
他是全桌唯一的男人
刚才他还在给我们倒白兰地 现在我们得自己斟酒了
妈妈 他是唯一在上班和供养全家的人
不要让这个毁了今晚气氛
嘿 是那个家伙
- 拜拜 - 非常感谢
你唱得真棒 真好听
她唱得真棒 对吧?
跟她说她唱得好
我觉得... 你的确唱了 你唱得...
我现在要跟你说真话了
不是批评 也不是粗鲁
只是说真心话
坦白说 你的歌有点老 不像是新歌
像是几百年前的老歌
懂我的意思吗?
从我的角度来看
我了解很多音乐行业的事
认识很多音乐行业的人
我自己也唱歌
- 你好 先生 - 嘿
知道这个演出还有吗?
看这个 还真可爱 不 她已经走了
她刚才有唱 但唱完了
她走了
她和她朋友一起的 她叫辛蒂
噢 那个惹是生非性感女 是的
她们都走了?
- 走了是什么意思? - 她们离开了
比较酷的是你在酒吧表演了...
你让人们付钱看你在酒吧表演了
这倒是挺酷的
怎么了?
你不想说自己挣了多少?
她不想告诉我她挣了多少
- 你挣了多少? - 妞 她没有挣钱
- 她付钱去唱的 - 什么意思?
我完全听不懂你在说什么
我听得到你们
你付钱... 等等 你付钱给他们让你唱歌?
这... 太可悲了啊
所以你给他们20块钱 说让我唱一首圣诞歌?
闭嘴啊 就像你能做得更好一样
妈妈 我不想跟你讨论这个
我是你妈妈 如果我不说谁说?
妈妈 别说了
我不收拾了 我睡觉了
快 我们到了
嘿 看谁回来了 嗨 宝贝
- 我没时间鬼扯 - 别摆臭脸啊
好吧 你很可爱 好喜欢你的毛衣和假包包哦
你怎么回事? 嗑药嗑嗨了吗?
是啊 我嗨到要揍你
如果你再跟我说话的话
她才从监狱放出24小时 就已经抓马满天飞了
抓马!
你俩在这呆着 等我叫你们
亚历山德拉 看好她 别瞎鸡巴乱跑
妞 你去哪儿了?
贾斯特
我以为他们中午才放你出来
你这一天都去哪儿了?
怎么了 辛辛 坐下嘛
知道吗 你至少应该装模作样的来接一下我
我他妈要找谁去接你?
纳什在佛蒙特
泰在西区好吧
我得到处跑 打理生意上的事
我整天都在忙这些 忙生意
而且 我操啊
除此之外今天还是平安夜
你知道这些混球的
到最后一刻他们都要买买买
我身上就两块钱 两块钱 知道我用来干什么了吗?
- 什么? - 公交和甜甜圈
辛辛 给我坐下
没关系 我们都在这儿了 坐下
你有给我买圣诞礼物吗?
我是... 当然啊
我的礼物就是 我好好做生意
存一点钱 因为我知道你今天出来
我本来打算给你个惊喜的
明天带你去吃罗斯克炸鸡
一顿好的圣诞大餐什么的
我觉得这会很特别
怎么了?
我懂了 不过我给你准备了礼物
我觉得你会喜欢
我现在就给你拿过来 等等
你去哪儿?
卧槽这是怎么回事...
- 操她 现在就操她 - 拜托
你想当着所有人的面操她对吗?
操她 快 操她 这是你想要的吗?
好了 好了
才过他妈的28天
你就背着我在外面偷女人?
- 我没偷女人 - 你个骗子!
这条街上所有人都知道
- 除了我 - 嘿 我要报警了啊!
是要我报警吗?
妈妈桑 对不起 我会让她们冷静
- 嗨 - 嗨
你是亚美尼亚人吗?
是的
- 你叫什么? - 卡洛
卡洛，你认识拉兹米克吗?
哪个拉兹米克?
拉兹米克·西蒙尼安 他跟你们一样开出租车的
当然 我跟他很熟
我需要你现在就带我去找他
你觉得他可能会在哪儿?
我是他的岳母
噢 他可能在西好莱坞那片
我会帮你找到他的
拉兹米克? 拉兹米克 你现在在哪儿?
拉兹米克今晚没上班
我就知道 我跟她说了他不是去上班的
怎么回事 阿姨?
你跟我女婿有多熟?
妈妈?
我们会找到他的 但可能需要开整夜的车 行吗?
开吧 没问题
这玩意儿冲进来 拽着我的头发
把我打得唏哩哗啦
然后她拖我去看了一场无聊的变装皇后秀
贱人 我他妈才不是什么变装皇后
我开始对你失去同情了
等一等 这个他妈的破事...
就是今天在汽车旅馆发生的事?
- 就是你们? - 圣诞快乐
靠 我还以为被突击检查了
等等 听我说 听我说
我才不鸟这个贱人 知道吗 知道吗?
但拜托 拜托你告诉我 你没碰吉莉安
告诉我你没对她有想法?
我干嘛要碰吉莉安? 你又不是操吉莉安...
你也操了吉莉安 是不是?
好了好了 听我说
我也要去给她点颜色看
冷静 这里是有一点小误会 好吗?
看这纹身是谁的名字?
写的什么? 这名字是谁?
这是谁的名字? 是你的
嘿 妈妈桑 过来念一下这行字
写的什么?
你有时候真是要气炸我了 贾斯特!
嘿 这写的什么?
这纹身没写达娜对吧?
是戴娜
我才不管她叫什么鸡巴
但宝贝 你得控制一下自己 好吗?
你嗑嗨了
好吗? 嘿 看着我 谁是你的男人?
谁的心为你跳动 这颗心?
谁是你的男人 我可是你的未婚夫啊!
你不能像个疯子一样的
你刚才说"未婚夫"吗?
- 什么? - 你俩要结婚?
你从半基佬到全基佬了!
管好你自己
闭上你的嘴 给我过来 闭上你的嘴
给我闭嘴 闭嘴
他们说你实在 没说你是实在的基佬
闭上你的嘴 贱人
我让你他妈的说话你才说话
他刚才是说你俩要结婚吗?
是的 她害自己被捕前我跟她求过婚了
我害自己被捕?
是你让我被捕的
把毒品藏在我的假发套
你说什么 "噢 辛蒂 条子来了"
- "帮我藏一下粉" - 你他妈是认真的吗?
"我会跟你求婚 我们会结婚"
"我们会幸福哦"
听我说 听我说 我不能因为这个被抓
对你来说只是藏毒 对我来说就是意图分销
我的天 这他妈都可以
这女的 这就是你想要的?
好了 听着听着 你得小点声
不然他们会把我们赶出去
妈妈桑 对不起 我会让她们冷静
- 别再嚷 - 好的
这里还要做生意
好的 好 我会买几个甜甜圈 好吗
我会买几个甜甜圈
我们三个都冷静 冷静
洛杉矶这种天气
是没有节日氛围的
不下雪怎么叫圣诞节
不管天气是什么 圣诞节就是圣诞节
感觉好假
洛杉矶就像一个包装精美的谎话
部分同意你
我在学习英语
- 妈妈桑 喜欢你的头发 - 好了
想买什么 快点
有西瓜味的吗?
没有
我们不应该买圣诞甜甜圈吗?
今天可是平安夜
我们得庆祝一下
妈妈桑 你的老公有背着你偷过人吗?
- 谁要跟她结婚啊? - 那个跟她一起睡的
- 看她多开心 - 快点 我有别的顾客来了
- 好 - 你要什么?
能过来一下吗 就一会儿
- 嘿 宝贝 还好吗? - 嘿 你好吗?
好极了 要跟我来吗?
你今晚看到辛蒂了吗?
嗯 看到她了 她抓马缠身
但我就在这儿
不 我真的得找她 你知道她在哪儿吗?
是的 知道
然后?
然后我知道我要个芝士汉堡
我的老天
给 你的芝士汉堡
还有一些薯条
她在哪儿?
还我那些
给你这些 她在哪儿?
她在甜甜圈时光
- 装大款啊 - 去你妈的
在长滩烧烤节上
你说我是你唯一真爱过的女孩
是真的
知道吗 那些爱人的人
不会去偷其他人 贾斯特
妈的 我没有背着你偷人
我是做生意的 我供应货物
就这样而已 有时候我需要验验货
- 他操了你多少次? - 别回答
- 多少次? - 操我无数次好吗?
- 多少次? - 你有什么毛病!
10次? 我还没有不操我的皮条客
所以你得验10次货对吗 贾斯特?
听好 你不准再说一个字
你给我他妈的闭嘴
28天时间 你想告诉我
没有人照顾过你? 没有人?
- 没有人 - 没有?
没有
阿姨 你确定还要继续找吗?
再跟我说一下 你叫什么?
卡洛
卡洛 别再浪费我的时间 带我去找拉兹米克 拜托
贾斯特 我是在双塔监狱 不是瓦斯科州立监狱
你还真的是暗恋她啊?
嗨 拉兹米克
好 我带你去找你的女婿
但是你知道为什么吗?
因为他必须知道 就算他不尊重自己...
也要尊重他的家人
就让真相大白好了
你给我坐下 不 不 伙计
她不接客
她跟我在一起 不工作了
我们很快的 就15分钟
是啊 就15分钟
你是谁?
黑鬼 你他妈的是谁? 我是她的未婚夫
滚蛋 混球!
你退休了? 我不知道你退休了
- 是的 她退休了 - 为什么你不跟我说?
可能因为我现在有空 可能还免费呢
- 我的偷腥未婚夫反正不介意 - 等等 等等
你有没有去过圣莫妮卡大道和海兰大道?
我不记得了
你会记得的
听着 我有个疑问 你结婚了对吧?
黑鬼 你有老婆了 我知道你有
是啊
是啊 所以你操我的妞们
你不觉得这算偷腥 对吗?
我有付钱 我们又不会结婚
你看 这就是问题的关键
- 我说的就是这个 - 你没付钱 贾斯特
他很幸运是在美国了
想象一下他要是在亚美尼亚...
你接客吗?
我觉得她没有你想要的玩意儿 啦啦
你过来 跟你谈谈
他的出租车在那儿 我在这儿停车?
停车 停车
就在这儿停
因为我这人很大方
又是大过节的
好吧 我给你叫"粉红莓"
听过"粉红莓"吗? 伙计 相信我
猜怎么着 没关系
我不收你的钱
都他妈的圣诞快乐啊
圣诞快乐
新年快乐
拉兹米克!
这袍子可爱爆
你在这儿做什么?
你在这儿又做什么?
- 我不懂了 - 你说你去工作了
我在工作啊 我在买咖啡
妞 她跟你逛同一家服装店!
是伊娃带你来的吗?
不是伊娃 卡洛送我来的
但你穿更好看 贱人
没人问你 贱人
你不解释清楚我哪儿也不去
这些人都是谁?
普通人 走吧 我们回家
我说了我哪儿也不去
她现在说起中文来了
这太可笑了!
我知道了 你跟这些人在抽大麻
我的天 你在说什么啊?
如果她在说我 我就弄死她
她以为我在吸毒 你能跟她说我不吸毒吗?
- 不 他没买我的毒品 - 你看
他只是操这些婊子 他操我的婊子
- 你疯了吗? - 招妓?
不
用俄语怎么说? 噢 嫖妓!
别胡说八道
所以这些都是妓女
她说我是黑妓女
阿什肯 听我解释
我的天啊 这些是男人
我的天啊 他们都是男人
- 你还没看到呢... - 能不能别过来
上帝啊 我心脏病要犯了
能停下吗?
我心脏病要犯了
你老婆不能死在这儿
她要死了哟
你得告诉她我不认识你 伙计 这是我的岳母
操 我不认识你 我也不认识那个婊子
贾斯特先生
等等 她在报警了
伊娃 过来圣莫妮卡大道
和海兰大道的甜甜圈店
你老公在跟同性恋妓女乱搞
圣莫妮卡大道和海兰大道拐角
跟这贱人说别报警
够了 够了!
看你做了什么?
靠 这谁的货 不是我的 这货很好
阿什肯 听我说 我们回家
别碰我!
什么"别碰我"? 你为什么来这里?
嘿 这里禁止吵架
- 快起来 - 别碰我
他弄伤你了吗? 我可以帮你报警...
没有 没有 我没弄伤她
这是我的岳母 她有一点点疯
拜托 别报警
- 听到她说什么了吗? - 拉兹米克!
"你的演出怎样 亚历山德拉?"
"噢 很好啊 多谢问起"
你以为政府不知道外星人和飞船的事?
你觉得他们不把这个当秘密?
- 没错 - 是的 我和这贱人站一起
- 我知道你和这贱人在一起 - 不是那意思
你在让我丢人现脸
错 是你让我们丢人现脸
快起来
你要我们怎么样? 你不觉得对不起我的女儿?
所以那个中东大叔的鸟大吗?
什么? 说啊
我没有... 我吞下去了
我知道 我给你拉的皮条 对不对?
她就要报警了
我要在所有人面前 撕下你的面具
听我说 起来 我们走
我要搞清楚你在这儿到底做了什么
拉兹米克?
你们疯了吗? 干嘛把小孩带来?
妈妈 到底怎么回事?
你老公是一条狗 一条发情狗
妈妈 你到底怎么回事?
你以为我不知道? 我查过你的银行账单
每晚他都从账户里取钱
这钱都花在哪儿了? 他们身上
这太丢人了 拜托 我们回家
妈妈 你为什么要干涉我的家事?
这跟你没关系
你可以装瞎子 我不可以
起来 我们回家
我才不会让他就这样算了
- 看见没? 看见没? - 辛蒂 别惹他们
帮我个忙 大姐
你老公出来花钱买我这样的姑娘
你觉得这算偷腥吗?
辛蒂 你能别和我老婆说话吗
- 辛蒂 拜托 - 别他妈的碰她
你知道她们的名字? 我的天
- 我们走 - 他当然知道我的名字
说我的名字 说我的名字
你是让他们全吐的贱人
给我他妈的闭嘴!
这妓女跟你说什么?
你就喜欢这样的女人? 这种蠢女人?
他每晚回家都有廉价香水味
你什么也不说
是的妈妈 我了解我老公 快点我们走
你以为了解他 你是瞎子 瞎子
拉兹米克 为什么?
什么为什么? 从第一天起
她就想拆散我们的家庭
不 你才是
拉兹米克 跟那贱人道个歉
别娘炮哟 道个毛的歉
闭嘴 别管我们家的事 好吗?
没错 拉拉 你该道歉
为什么带她去烂理发店
够毒的啊
这个妓女在跟你说什么?
拉兹米克挣钱养家 他负责照顾我们
你说什么呢 他只照顾他自己
我回家了
妈妈 你要怎样 拆散我的家吗?
小朋友 10年后街上见!
天啊 我讨厌男人
我要撕下他的面具
有时候做妻子就得睁一只眼闭一只眼
不 不!
抓她 拿甜甜圈砸她!
搞定她 妈妈 贾斯特
圣诞快乐 电话联络 哟 你老婆很辣
我刚才报警了 你你还有你 全出去!
不不不 妈妈桑 对不起
滚出去 现在!
我们和好?
我知道你想干嘛
我没想干嘛
来 亲一口
知道吗 有时候你真的气得我炸了 贾斯特
我知道 我知道
但见到你真好 宝贝
我也是
知道吗 我真希望她没告诉我
等等 你希望谁没告诉你什么?
这个啊
"这个"是什么
- 等一下 等一下 - 什么?
这贱人告诉你这档子事的?
就是你搞出这个鸡飞狗跳的?
那些人在那儿发那些疯
还拿我女人撒泼 就是因为你?
你让我被甜甜圈店踢出来
我每天做生意的地方
给我一副高高在上的样儿
好好 我懂了
不不 但事情是这样 事情是...
她有什么没告诉你的?
她没告诉你 我和她三周前上过了
- 靠 - 什么?
你没告诉她这一段啊
这事你掖着了 你不告诉她
- 我靠 - 辛蒂...
辛蒂什么啊
你他妈的能信这档子事吗?
他在说什么？
我操了你最好的朋友 就是这样
噢 你没告诉她?
真有意思 你把她的事跟她说了
却不说我和你
不不不 这不对 别想不通
别想不通 妞
这个贱人才不在乎你
她才不在乎你
别想不通 她嫉妒 她嫉妒我的女人
知道我怎么想吗 她嫉妒我们
这话你没对她说吧?
我知道这他妈的是怎么一回事了
这个...是他妈的女人的事 是你俩的事
你俩的事 好吗 好吗? 所以我退出
这是你们女人的事 你们自己解决
谈妥了记得告诉我 记得告诉我
她对我做的原来只是给你的热身啊 贱人
你们真是天造地设
- 你笑他妈的什么? - 怎么了?
- 她被扁了啊 - 给我闭上臭嘴
闭上你的臭嘴
辛蒂
辛蒂 跟我说话
我没想要伤害你 亲爱的
你是我最好的朋友 你知道的
我爱你 我永远不做伤害你的事
说点什么
至少能让我打车回家吗?
操了 那个亚美尼亚人刚走 所以...
算你不走运了
坐下 坐下!
难怪她要哭 有个这样的爸爸
妈妈 够了
辛蒂...
辛蒂 跟我说话好吗? 拜托了
听着...
就一次 完全不代表什么
嘿
我这儿满了 我叫另一个女孩来补上了
所以...你到外面转转 好吗?
拜托了 辛蒂 对不起
好了 现在你可以滚了 别来烦我
让我挣点钱 然后好回家
嗨 需要人陪吗...
- 我的天 - 圣诞快乐 变性玻璃
我们尿你姐们身上了 贱人!
我的天 他们刚才泼尿在我身上
我的嘴里都是
- 我的头发上也有 - 冷静
我没钱买新的假发啊
快 把这个脱了
我的天
我干嘛不把这个也脱了呢?
这个也得脱下来
好吧
妞 给你
拉下来点
我们一起秃好了
你戴这个还蛮好看的
至于我...
翻译：QAF中文站/米粒